About Me
- Naughty Ferret
- Why are you so interested in me, anyway? Who sent you? What's your angle? I can pay you more than whatever they're paying you, I assure you. Well, okay, even though Parson Jebediah told me not to talk to strangers... Naughty Ferret is a quasi-professional, between the ages of 20 and 50, living and working somewhere in and around Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Despite his general ineptitude and lack of a good Protestant work ethic, his employer has somehow promoted him to ever more responsible positions, until he has mysteriously found himself sitting in a fairly swell office of his own, in a David Brent-like fashion.
